英文简历中不该出现的语句
<P> “Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.”</P>
<P> “Qualifications: No education or experience.”</P>
<P> “I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.”</P>
<P> “My compensation should be at least equal to my age.”</P>
<P> “Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.”</P>
<P> “Fired because I fought for lower pay.”</P>
<P> “Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5”</P>
<P> “Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.”</P>
<P> “Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.”</P>
<P> “Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately.”</P>
<P> 打字错误与语法错误：</P>
<P> “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.”</P>
<P> “Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.”</P>
<P> “I am a rabid typist.”</P>
<P> “Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.”</P>
<P> “After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work.”</P>
<P> “Accounting cleric.”<BR>“As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.”</P>
<P> “Suspected to graduate early next year.”</P>
<P> “Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.”</P>
<P> “Proven ability to track down and correct erors.”</P>
<P> “Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.”</P>
<P> “Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.”</P>
<P> “Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.”</P>
<P> 不应有的幽默： </P>
<P> “Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house.”</P>
<P> “Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting.” (Translation: Short-order cook.) </P>
<P> “But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.”</P>
<P> “I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”</P>
<P> “My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular.”</P>
<P> “Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence' series.”</P>
<P> “Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it.”</P>
<P> “Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks.”</P>
<P> “Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience.”<BR></P>