雨阳 2008-1-11 12:34
避讳在英文简历中出现的话
<STRONG>致命的大错</STRONG><BR> <BR> "Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10." <BR> <BR> "Qualifications: No education or experience." <BR> <BR> "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." <BR> <BR> "My compensation should be at least equal to my age." <BR> <BR> "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC." <BR> <BR> "Fired because I fought for lower pay." <BR> <BR> "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" . <BR> <BR> "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date." <BR> <BR> "Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near." <BR> <BR> "Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately." <BR> <BR><STRONG> 打字错误与语法错误</STRONG> <BR> <BR> "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." <BR> <BR> "Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer." <BR> <BR> "I am a rabid typist." <BR> <BR> "Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981." <BR> <BR> "After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work." <BR> <BR> "Accounting cleric." <BR> <BR> "As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments." <BR> <BR> "Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments." <BR> <BR> "Suspected to graduate early next year." <BR> <BR> "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets." <BR> <BR> "Proven ability to track down and correct erors." <BR> <BR> "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department." <BR> <BR> "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." <BR> <BR> "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school." <BR> <BR> <STRONG>不应有的幽默</STRONG> <BR> <BR> "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house." <BR> <BR> "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.) <BR> <BR> "But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature." <BR> <BR> "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." <BR> <BR> "My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company i